That being said here's a good one Lydia sent me today:
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked. "Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs," I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Momma, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart" I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mom."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. "OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad." ''Exactly," I replied back with a big smile on my face.
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Ha. Ha. So funny. *eye roll*
But it was funny though. lol
(and I don't know if you've ever noticed this, but the word verification thing has a handicap symbol next to it. I think it means that if you're not handicapped and you type there, you have to pay a $200 fine.)
I rarely forward emails!
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